
I’ve taken a tactic out of the play book of Saddam Hussein. Every night Saddam rolls over, looks deep into the eyes of Satan, and says with a slightly squeaky voice “I luuuuuuuv you.”
Sure Saddam is a bad guy, but as a member of the priestly caste likes to remind me “Every now and then, even a blind squirrel can find a nut.”
So, honey, I luuuuuuuv you!
2 comments:
I think the conjugation of the Southern plural that you were meaning to use was:
"all y'all"
It is probably my 2nd favorite southern idiom, just ahead of "fixin' to", and just behind "might could".
John Boy & Billy would be proud of the grammar that I picked up during my 12 years in North-by-God-Carolina! ;^)
Mmkay, I wasn't trying to get (git) it right, but rather only convey the thought.
I didn't even know (thunk) that you did time down here. Cool.
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