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Monday, March 06, 2006 

Top Ten Trivia Tips

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Putting Out The Fire!

  1. Putting Out The Fire has three eyelids!
  2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Putting Out The Fire from each salad served in first class.
  3. If you lick Putting Out The Fire ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  4. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Putting Out The Fire!
  5. A lump of Putting Out The Fire the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  6. Putting Out The Fireicide is the killing of Putting Out The Fire!
  7. Over 46,000 pieces of Putting Out The Fire float on every square mile of ocean!
  8. If you cut Putting Out The Fire in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  9. The risk of being struck by Putting Out The Fire is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  10. Putting Out The Fire can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" I am interested in

- do tell me about

HT to Orycteropus Afer

the scary thing is that one of those randomly generated tips is true. Can anybody guess which one?

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