- Putting Out The Fire has three eyelids!
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Putting Out The Fire from each salad served in first class.
- If you lick Putting Out The Fire ten times, you will consume one calorie.
- The Eskimos have over fifty words for Putting Out The Fire!
- A lump of Putting Out The Fire the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- Putting Out The Fireicide is the killing of Putting Out The Fire!
- Over 46,000 pieces of Putting Out The Fire float on every square mile of ocean!
- If you cut Putting Out The Fire in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
- The risk of being struck by Putting Out The Fire is one occurence every 9,300 years.
- Putting Out The Fire can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
HT to Orycteropus Afer
1 comment:
the scary thing is that one of those randomly generated tips is true. Can anybody guess which one?
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